I want anyone who reads this to set them selves a goal to smile at someone today. Smiling is contagious, and your smile might be the difference between someone having a shitty day, and someone having their day brightened, just by seeing your smile.
-Thoughts (via hippie-tranquility)
The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves.
-William Shakespeare, Julius Caesar (via feellng)
does it ever kill you when you make conversation with the person youve been looking forward to talking to the entire day and they just kinda brush you off
You’ll spend your remaining years hooked up to a machine, which is sad, as it’s the kind that checks e-mail and sends out texts.
-Onion horoscope by Dan Guterman, quoted in Poking a Dead Frog, a book you should really read if you’re interested in how comedy is made. (via slacktory)